Archive for March, 2009

Listen to me people! I come before you to share an aweful truth! Daylight Savings Time is a government consiracy intended to keep us all in line! Think I’m mad? Think about this: what clocks do you have to change? Your cell phone, computer, cable box and often car stereo all change. Few people still wear watches, so this leaves your plug in alarm clock (if you’re lucky) and microwave. What is to stop the government from changing the time whenever they want? If they wish, they could perpetually change the time, screwing up our sleep cycles to the point where we are all too tired to stand up to the evil oppressors! Think your pitiful alarm clock will save you? Don’t make me laugh! The government has the ability to briefly cut power to your house, thus rendering all clocks useless!

We must not stand for this! Boycott Daylight Savings Time! I urge you, don’t sacrifice your hour of sleep for the promise of its return in the fall! Don’t set your clocks ahead an hour! Don’t trust anything with wireless or internet cababilities for the time! Don’t risk the government destroying your clocks why cutting power! I urge everyone to go to their nearest store and buy battery operated wall clocks and alarm clocks with battery backup! Standup to the oppressive regime! United we stand, divided we fall!